Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...