The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...