Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...