Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...