Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...