Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...