If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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