Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Bird jokes 02
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Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...