Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...