A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...