Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...