I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...