The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...