Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...