A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...