This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...