Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
tadpole feel lonely
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Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!