If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!