Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...