Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Get me an ambulence now
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3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....