Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!