What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...