College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...