Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...