My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...