Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...