Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...