Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...