Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...