Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...