Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
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The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...