The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...