cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...