Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...