grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Like GST
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History of lawyers
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Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!