cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...