Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...