Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...