Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...