What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...