What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
stop for a glow worm
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Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Disorderly conduct
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Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
I just needed to use your car
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If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...