Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
The bum on a street
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Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...