Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...