Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...