Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...