Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...