A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...