Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...