Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...