The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...