To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...